Til Rust Do Us Part

[mrfixit]

When Buster Mitchell's girlfriend walked out on him, he went back to the love of his life and decided to make it legal with her, instead.
Mitchell, 28, went to the county courthouse in Knoxville, Tenn., and started filling out the marriage license application. He listed his fiancee's birthplace as Detroit, her father as "Henry Ford" and her blood type as "10-W-40" before the clerk stopped him -- Mitchell was trying to get a license to marry his car, a '66 Ford Mustang GT.
"Why can't we do the good ol' boy thing and marry our cars and trucks?" he lamented later. He plans to try again elsewhere.

 

[O'Rattlecan]

smart man.

Ryan

 

[Brian_B]

Very smart. I bought my ranger long before I got married and was driving it long after she left. The truck was faithful at least.

 

[surewhynot]

My cars get all of my time and money as is. Might as well marry em I guess.

 

[blacksnapon]

I discovered cars and women at the same time............I haven't had a dime in my pocket since!

 

[surewhynot]

They had cars back then?

 

[blacksnapon]

They had cars back then?

Ya Know, Brutus likes pork!

 

[bobf100]

Ya Know, Brutus likes pork!

Now that's funny

 

[surewhynot]

lmao! Between Brutus and Sassy, I don't stand a chance around here!

 

[blacksnapon]

lmao! Between Brutus and Sassy, I don't stand a chance around here!

If you have any stamina, Brutus is hell on wheels for 20 yards or so, then its time for a nap!

 

[bobf100]

If you have any stamina, Brutus is hell on wheels for 20 yards or so, then its time for a nap!

If you aren't that fast then it's time for pork chops for old Brutus

 

[mrfixit]

I discovered cars and women at the same time............I haven't had a dime in my pocket since!

Sounds like an epidemic!

But at least eventually the cars get PAID FOR.

 

[blacksnapon]

Sounds like an epidemic!

But at least eventually the cars get PAID FOR.

Don't know which one has put more scars on me though!

 

[mrfixit]

Not sure I want to know the details on that...

 

[6L PWR]

So, if you marry your car or truck, can you then get a life insurance policy on them? That woulda been nice for me. Oh wait though, mine was a smoker! That woulda made the rate pretty high!!

 

[mrfixit]

Suicide VOIDS the policy.

 

[6L PWR]

Suicide VOIDS the policy.

I was about to say it was murder, but then I'd be in jail for blowing up my truck. Now that would suck!