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was browsing online when i stumbled upon this, thought some of you might get a kick out of it..
List of the Most popular sayings.. heres just some that i thought were worth it
U TOUCHA MY TRUCK ... I BREAKA U FACE (my favorite lol)
YES IT'S FAST... AND NO YOU CAN'T DRIVE IT
INJECTION IS NICE...BUT I'D RATHER BE BLOWN
WOULD YOU DRIVE ANY BETTER IF I SHOVED THAT CELL PHONE UP YOUR ASS?
TILT STEERING ... FOR MORE HEAD ROOM
HORN BROKE ... WATCH FOR FINGER!
IF YOU HONK ... BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS
YOUR HORN BLOWS ... WHAT ABOUT YOUR WIFE?
ZERO TO ***** ... IN 2.7 SECONDS
DON'T LAUGH ... YOUR WIFE'S IN THE BACK
IF IT'S GOT TITS OR WHEELS IT WILL GIVE YOU PROBLEMS
THIS FORD EATS CHEVYS & SHITS MOPARS
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS DRIVE CHEVYS
WHEN HELL FREEZES OVER - I'LL SNOWMOBILE THERE TOO
GET IN, SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP
MUSTANG GT - CHEVY'S NIGHTMARE
LIFE'S A *****, THEN YOU MARRY ONE
FORGET THE DOG - BEWARE OF OWNER
I'M ALL FOR GUN CONTROL ... I USE BOTH HANDS
I'VE GOT PMS AND A HANDGUN - ANY QUESTIONS?
CAUTION! ... PMS VICTIM
SEX INSTRUCTOR ... FIRST LESSON FREE
DON'T LAUGH, IT'S PAID FOR
I MAY BE SLOW BUT I'M AHEAD OF YOU
SHOCK ME, SAY SOMETHING SMART
SHIT HAPPENS (amen to that
)
HOW'S MY DRIVING? CALL 1-800-EAT-SHIT
DIVORCE - THAT'S HOW I SPELL RELIEF
I'M NOT DRUNK I DRIVE LIKE THIS
SHE'S GOT THE GOLD MINE ... I GOT THE SHAFT
I'D RATHER EAT WORMS THAN DRIVE AN IMPORT
CAUTION: VEHICLE STOPS AT ALL BARS
DIVORCE IS GRAND - $50,000 FIFTY GRAND
TRUCKERS DO IT WITH BIG RIGS
HUNTERS DO IT IN THE WOODS
HUNTERS WILL DO ANYTHING FOR A BUCK
MECHANICS HAVE THE RIGHT TOOLS
FIREMEN HAVE LONGER HOSES
I'M IRISH, WANNA GET LUCKY?
MUSICIANS DO IT WITH RHYTHM
List of the Most popular sayings.. heres just some that i thought were worth it
U TOUCHA MY TRUCK ... I BREAKA U FACE (my favorite lol)
YES IT'S FAST... AND NO YOU CAN'T DRIVE IT
INJECTION IS NICE...BUT I'D RATHER BE BLOWN
WOULD YOU DRIVE ANY BETTER IF I SHOVED THAT CELL PHONE UP YOUR ASS?
TILT STEERING ... FOR MORE HEAD ROOM
HORN BROKE ... WATCH FOR FINGER!
IF YOU HONK ... BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS
YOUR HORN BLOWS ... WHAT ABOUT YOUR WIFE?
ZERO TO ***** ... IN 2.7 SECONDS
DON'T LAUGH ... YOUR WIFE'S IN THE BACK
IF IT'S GOT TITS OR WHEELS IT WILL GIVE YOU PROBLEMS
THIS FORD EATS CHEVYS & SHITS MOPARS
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS DRIVE CHEVYS
WHEN HELL FREEZES OVER - I'LL SNOWMOBILE THERE TOO
GET IN, SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP
MUSTANG GT - CHEVY'S NIGHTMARE
LIFE'S A *****, THEN YOU MARRY ONE
FORGET THE DOG - BEWARE OF OWNER
I'M ALL FOR GUN CONTROL ... I USE BOTH HANDS
I'VE GOT PMS AND A HANDGUN - ANY QUESTIONS?
CAUTION! ... PMS VICTIM
SEX INSTRUCTOR ... FIRST LESSON FREE
DON'T LAUGH, IT'S PAID FOR
I MAY BE SLOW BUT I'M AHEAD OF YOU
SHOCK ME, SAY SOMETHING SMART
SHIT HAPPENS (amen to that
)HOW'S MY DRIVING? CALL 1-800-EAT-SHIT
DIVORCE - THAT'S HOW I SPELL RELIEF
I'M NOT DRUNK I DRIVE LIKE THIS
SHE'S GOT THE GOLD MINE ... I GOT THE SHAFT
I'D RATHER EAT WORMS THAN DRIVE AN IMPORT
CAUTION: VEHICLE STOPS AT ALL BARS
DIVORCE IS GRAND - $50,000 FIFTY GRAND
TRUCKERS DO IT WITH BIG RIGS
HUNTERS DO IT IN THE WOODS
HUNTERS WILL DO ANYTHING FOR A BUCK
MECHANICS HAVE THE RIGHT TOOLS
FIREMEN HAVE LONGER HOSES
I'M IRISH, WANNA GET LUCKY?
MUSICIANS DO IT WITH RHYTHM
Oh Man....what do you say to that lol
