TexasNomad
FTFS Designated DRINKER!
To me

Wow Tex...were you surprised when you saw this thread you posted about your birthday? HAHA. Happy birthday man. How old today? My dad once told me, you're not old until your ball sack sags to the water when you're taking a dump. So you still feel young and alive?
So Tex...what are the plans for tonight? Gonna get you hand and Suzie drunk...and hope one of them will (ahem) you? Maybe ask your cat all night if it has short bed? Did I miss anything?