TexasNomad
FTFS Designated DRINKER!
Thanks Rob 
Happy birthday man. Just think, 27 years and 9 months ago you won first place.![]()
What, no patience? Just had to start the thread on your own?![]()
Hpayp!! birhtyda ubd
Rdrninkig to! clebartae
Yeah I can't believe that either...I mean seriously, out of a million other little soldiers he was the fastest? I would hate to see what the rest of the tards in that batch looked like.
Happy Birthday to Tex!
Happy Birthday to Tex!
You look like a Liyote,
and you smell like one too!![]()
My gift was better...
It doesn't even rhyme!!!
Try some thing like:
happy birthday to Tex,
happy birthday to Tex.
go pick up some hookers
and have some good...
never mind. that wasn't going in a good direction...![]()
Thank you very much EricaTex, Happy Birthday!!!
Happy Birthday Tex! Please provide me with your address so I can send a few packs of Depends, Ensure, Geritol, and a clapper
J/K, happy Birthday!!