Gonna pop my trucks cherry on Saturday...

[countryboytn]

He better not have hurt my truck!!! I'm already upset about all of this.....I told him to be gentle with her as it's her first time.

Your face when you read this thread....

 

[lil_dq]

I just hope everything was lubed up very well, being her first time and all!

 

[Blue Goose]

I just hope he still loves her after it's all over with...

 

[Raptor22]

I just hope everything was lubed up very well, being her first time and all!

I just hope he still loves her after it's all over with...

hahahaahahaahaha!!

Best posts of the thread. Good work guys.

 

[countryboytn]

Has anybody called Chris yet, and asked him where he is!?

I'm getting tired of waiting!

 

[Raptor22]

Has anybody called Chris yet, and asked him where he is!?

I'm getting tired of waiting!

I could text him?

 

[countryboytn]

I could text him?

That would work to...

 

[Raptor22]

He didnt respond...

EDIT: He needs help pulling out.... (of a rut)

EDIT2: j/k

 

[Blue Goose]

Patience guys, patience. He promised to call me today and hasn't....

 

[blackhat620]

To be honest it's not super extreme or anything, we are snow wheeling in the Wal Mart parking lot.

He's prolly stuck somewhere...

Yea in a parking stall at Wal Mart.

FYI Chris, driving down a dry asphalt road with snow on the shoulder of the road is Not considered 4-wheeling.

 

[1970Custom]

Here's the trail he's running... With some history as well...

http://www.pirate4x4.com/tv/4.php

It's SNOW, how dirty can you get a truck in the friggen SNOW?!?!?!

 

[blackhat620]

I just hope everything was lubed up very well, being her first time and all!

I just hope he still loves her after it's all over with...

He's prolly stuck somewhere...

He needs help pulling out....

Patience guys, patience. He promised to call and hasn't....

This thread was a slow spiral into the gutter...

I think the spiral is speeding up.

 

[1970Custom]

I tried to save it...

 

[flareside_thunder]

welp...one thing is for sure......one of em will be crying and hopefully one will NOT be smoking after he finishes her off......I tell ya what...it's hard takin it slow and easy....you get in there and just wanna rut it all up......irresistable.

 

[lil_dq]

I know once she gets warmed up to it, shes gonna want to go hammer down. I just hope he can work his pedal good to make it last alot longer. And for that matter, pull out when things get too hot!

 

[countryboytn]

HURRY CHRIS! LOOK WHAT THEIR TURNING YOUR THREAD INTO!

 

[SuperCab]

You think his rubber will stand up to that kind of hard use?

 

[lil_dq]

You know it really depends on if it fits correctly. If he doesn't have a ring to go around it to keep it on when he deflates, then I doubt it will. You know when he gets out there and his is smaller than everone elses he is going to try and blame it on the cold weather, right?

 

[89frankenford]

im going to have to see proof of this "offroading" chris....otherwise i dont believe you

 

[SuperCab]

Yeah, his equipment is probably alot smaller than the other guys.