I own firearms, yes. Unlisted phone - no. No NRA stickers or gun racks. Neighbors would defecate themselves if they saw a gun rack or firearm!!Someone follows me home. . . . . they'd be in for a rude awakening.Padlock on electrical box and meter box!! House alarmed. Locked door on room to...

The ONLY reservation I have, is IF someone sees name/address, because I do own firearms, looking in the phonebook CAN point someone to a residence (mine), and make for easy 'pickings'. (If they get past security measures.)For example, there's not too many people with the name of Keith (and...

This.My wife and I have been thinking about buying a SuperDuty and a travel/camping trailer, but, the $$$ is off the charts, right now.Oh, we could make the payments, but, why should we??? I'm looking at retiring in the next couple of years, and I'll be darned if I want to get strapped down...

Just like an old man. . . . I'm a little slow (and late)!Welcome to the land of 55, Ernie!!! I've been here, a while.HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!

Uhhhhhhhhhh. . . . IF you say so. 'smiliedoh'Took the thought right out of my head.NO PICS!!!!!!!!

Ha!!!!!!!!Hey guys!!!!!!! That young man has a sense of humor!!!!!!!!!!(Sorry, the chrome lady is better looking. She has headlights.) :)

Nice truck.That's one heck of a strange hood ornament you got, though. 'badachang':rolling laugh:

Flitz!!!!!!!!!!! (And a cotton rag to put it on. . . . paper towels to take it off!)

Many years ago, for windshields, we'd use BON AMI cleanser.Bon Ami is (used to be) the LEAST abrasive cleanser on the market.Get/keep the windshield wet. Make a 'paste' with Bon Ami and water (or mineral spirits). Be forewarned. . .IF you use mineral spirits, be prepared to wash the entire...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Brenda!!

That's one good-lookin' Ranger, Bobby!!!!Nice pics, too!

Hey 5.0!!!!!!!That looks pretty darned 'slick'!!One request. . . . can you take that back out and start all over, and include pics this time!?!?!?!?!?I've got a '00 Ranger w/a 3.0 in it, and I'd like to step up the power some.Hey, thanks in advance!:beer:

Ha!!!!!You'll fit in here, just fine!!!!! :rofl:Welcome to FTF!!!!!!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Young Lady!!!!!!!!!

I was 6'-6" until my back/neck surgery. Now, 6'-5" and 275 lbs. My '00 Ranger is very comfortable.Granted, when I bought it, in '04, it had 62,000 miles on it, and I just wanted a truck to toss a mower into the back, and go cut Dad's grass, and to go hunting in.This truck has been GREAT...

Happy Birthday, Dennis!!!!!!!!!!

Hi John!!!!!!!!Glad to see you made it here!!!!Welcome!!!!

Hello, Young Lady!!!!!!!!It sure is good to see y. . . no. . ummmmm. . . oh heck, it's good to see you writing, again!!!!!!I'm still waiting to see how you kiss the back. . . uh. . . . some of these guys won't understand.:rolleyes:I'm glad you're here!!!!Keith

:wasntme: Dennis made a funny!:rolling laugh: :wasntme: He might not have been too enthusiastic about the other site.Welcome, Rooster!!!!!!!You like Pheasant Hunting!?!?!?!?!? You're alright in my book. I don't care what the others are sayin' 'bout cha!

And from Southern Maryland, too, Ian!

That is some really good news, Dennis!!!Congrats!

Thanks for the kind words, everyone!!(And for the laughs!!!)As for Viagra. . . . I may be old, but, I don't have the need for that, yet. Keyword. . .YET.Now, what did I do with those tongue depressors?????:wasntme:

:rolling laugh: Yes. Good analogy. Very good.I told the technician that if she rubbed any harder, she'd be connecting the electrodes to BONE, not skin.

Well, since it's ALMOST over with. . . I got up on Monday morning and started having chest pains.I drove myself and my wife to work (she works literally 10 feet from my office) :rotz: and the chest pains continued.At about 10:15 a.m., the pains got worse. Couldn't breathe. (It felt like a...

Carl,I just 'jumped into' this thread.My friend, I'm sorry to hear that some miscreants (read as "PUNKS" or "SPHINCTER MUSCLES") tore your Dad's house up.I'm sorry to hear about your Mom, too.If there is anything I can do. . . PM me, and I'll do what I can. (Send your phone # and I'll...

Congratulations!!!!!Kids. . . . they're GREAT! Even when they keep you up late, 'cause they need feeding. . . . or later on, because they haven't come home yet, and they're driving your truck!!Trust me on this. . . .(Great instructions you got there, Bill! Ha!)

Happy Birthday, Guys!23????? 21??????Holy macaroni. You guys are young!

Hi Shaun!!!!Welcome to the site!!!!!!!! You will find that there are some REALLY GREAT people here!!!!!

Happy Birthday!!!!!!!!

Thanks for the kind words, everyone!!!!! I read all of the replies to her, and she was quite taken aback.Deb wants me to express her gratitude to everyone here, with one exception--->She said, "I'll make him a sammitch!!! A HAND sammitch!!!!":hammer: smilieteaseDennis, neither of us...