My trucks new boyfriend....

[lil_dq]

Ok so ever since I have gotten her back on the road she has been seeing this gas pumpn on and off. Well they decided to go steady and now she has to see him at least twice a week, and once on the weekends! Now I know I am supposed to be open minded and all, but I just don't think a truck should date a gas pump! Maybe other trucks, but a fricken gas pump, come on!

Your thoughts?





















OMFG THAT WAS FUN!!!!!!!!

 

[Skandocious]

Hahah, you're crazy... If anyone asks, I don't know you

 

[lil_dq]

Am I not right?..............

 

[msb71]

Can't help but get a vision of the pump sticking it your truck , lol

 

[lil_dq]

Yeah and my girl is getting the pump stuck in her at LEAST three times a week!

Hell I'm lucky to have my pump serviced three times in a year! LOL

 

[TheRoadVirus]

Pure comedy gold, lmao.

 

[6L PWR]

WHAT?!?! No condom?!?! Oh yeah, they melt with petroleum products anyway.

 

[6L PWR]

OMG DOC!! Just think, your truck has slept with EVERYOTHER vehicle that's EVER used that pump!! Your trucks a slut!!

 

[lil_dq]

Yeah she may be but I still know how to press her throttle!

 

[TheRoadVirus]

And leaning her out is as easy as plugging her into a computer! None of that visiting the gym blahblahblah.

 

[lil_dq]

Yep and if I don't like her attitude, I can plug her in and change her mind! LOL

 

[TheRoadVirus]

Omfg . That was awesome. Reps for you man.

 

[Skandocious]

Oh yeah, they melt with petroleum products anyway.

I don't want to know how you know this piece of information Todd... I know you love your truck but try and MOLEST it? Thats just wrong...

 

[6L PWR]

I don't want to know how you know this piece of information Todd.

It says it on the package. Oh, you don't read?

I didn't molest MY truck, Doc is the one with the slut truck!! I hope he's using the premium pump at least!!

 

[lil_dq]

I used too till his "service" price went through the roof!

 

[FTF/PARTS-GUY]

I drive 50 miles one way to work, I think your trucks boy friend is two time'n you, cause the ***** I'm driving see him a couple a times a week.


Ed

 

[1970Custom]

Hell, when I was driving mine for college I was seeing that punk no less than three times a week then once or twice on the weekends......