hey everybody

[89frankenford]

happened to a friend of mine, friend got house and Mercedes then got girl then girl got house and new car friend live with parents now.. poor ol' Dave.

hahaha i dont mean to laugh but that is kinda funny

 

[LEB Ben]

hahaha i dont mean to laugh but that is kinda funny

PRENUP...yep you better believe it. These days, I don't care how much you say or someone says they love you...things change and divorce is an easy out these days. Mine will read something like this:

"What's mine is mine, and if she divorces me...she can eat chit."


HAHAHA

 

[DNFXDLI]

PRENUP...yep you better believe it. These days, I don't care how much you say or someone says they love you...things change and divorce is an easy out these days. Mine will read something like this:

"What's mine is mine, and if she divorces me...she can eat chit."


HAHAHA

Lemme know how she responds to it.

 

[LEB Ben]

Lemme know how she responds to it.

HAHA...well I'm sure it'll go a little more in depth than that, but you get the idea. She already said that she didn't have an issue with a prenup though...so if she knows she's not getting my stuff, maybe we'll work out and not be part of that 50% divorce rate.

 

[DNFXDLI]

HAHA...well I'm sure it'll go a little more in depth than that, but you get the idea. She already said that she didn't have an issue with a prenup though...so if she knows she's not getting my stuff, maybe we'll work out and not be part of that 50% divorce rate.

Yeah...the statistics suck don't they...I'm # 3 for my OL and she is # 2 for me..hehehe.

 

[mtflat]

Beautiful ladies and pickup trucks just go together! First date with my wife I was driving a '64 Ford F100 back in 1971. She still enjoys riding around with me, so it does work for some.

 

[TexasNomad]

PRENUP...yep you better believe it. These days, I don't care how much you say or someone says they love you...things change and divorce is an easy out these days. Mine will read something like this:

"What's mine is mine, and if she divorces me...she can eat chit."


HAHAHA

We warned him but he was in wuv kissy.. I didn't have the heart to tell him she was screwing his friends .. aaahahahaa.

 

[Ridgerunner]

Lemme know how she responds to it.

With a cast iron frying pan in each hand.

 

[Ridgerunner]

Well Ben been caught hook line and sinker and is being reeled in.

 

[TexasNomad]

So your saying the fat lady is about to sing eh?

 

[Ridgerunner]

So your saying the fat lady is about to sing eh?

About to start? She is warming up.

 

[DNFXDLI]

With a cast iron frying pan in each hand.

Hehehe...makes me think of Andy Capp...his OL Flo with the rolling pin.

 

[TexasNomad]

My mom used salt shakers on my dad, she had a bad *** arm back in the day.

 

[DNFXDLI]

My mom used salt shakers on my dad, she had a bad *** arm back in the day.

I got the wooden spoon...then it broke and I snickered...wrong, wrong thing to do.

 

[LEB Ben]

Well Ben been caught hook line and sinker and is being reeled in.

True...fidelity has been an issue of mine in the past...so that's probably why I'm scared thinking about being married. Don't get me wrong, I love my girl...and I've been a good boy for 2.5 years now...but daggon, sometimes a change of scenary is nice.

So your saying the fat lady is about to sing eh?

Probably in 12-18 months.

 

[Ridgerunner]

Hehehe...makes me think of Andy Capp...his OL Flo with the rolling pin.

It seems to be a Southern tradition with proper Southern Women.

 

[DNFXDLI]

True...fidelity has been an issue of mine in the past...so that's probably why I'm scared thinking about being married. Don't get me wrong, I love my girl...and I've been a good boy for 2.5 years now...but daggon, sometimes a change of scenary is nice.



Probably in 12-18 months.

Marriage is a whole lotta fun...esp. with the right OL...therein lies the problem...finding the right one!

 

[Ridgerunner]

love my girl...and I've been a good boy for 2.5 years now...but daggon, sometimes a change of scenary is nice.

So you're going for that New Bobbitt look that she will give you if caught????

 

[TexasNomad]

I got the wooden spoon...then it broke and I snickered...wrong, wrong thing to do.

Well mom would come in with the breakfast and she would walk in backwards because of the saloon style kitchen doors and dad would "beep beep beep no not the children" lol mom would set the plates and from across the table she'd Nolan Ryan that **** right off his head.

 

[DNFXDLI]

So you're going for that New Bobbitt look that she will give you if caught????

I'd forgotten about that episode...didn't she toss his schlong in a hedge or something?