Update: replaced ignition coil, distributor, crankshaft position sensor, and the ignition control module to no avail. The only thing left is the engine control computer under the seat, and it's the most expensive of anything I've done. Probably about 150$. If this doesn't work then I'm going to...
Let me just start by saying that this is my first post in these forums, and Im glad to be here. This seems like a good place to be. Now, let me also say that this is a long and complicated story that no one wants to hear, but I figured this was my best options considering at least on of you has...