If it wasn't for alcohol I'd never get laid...I know a lot of people are boob men, ass men, leg men...but when I'm looking for a woman I look for one with a BAC of .10 or higher...
I ain't bowing down to you...You bow down to me...I'm the coolest of the cool, the badest of the bad, the ummm...something really great, I can't think of what you call it right now...I'm not saying I'm greater than God or anything, when I created him I told him he could have all the power...
Thanks for the welcome everyone(except you Ernie, I don't like you:rofl: ). I feel loved already, and I forgive you for not inviting me right away.Tim:wavey:
Why did all of you sneak over here and leave me out? I thought you all were my friends...Well I'm here now, so we can officially get the party started.Tim:kissbutt: