I've always dreamed of Ben being my first.

Lmao! My dad worked as service mgr at a ford dealer up until the late 70's. He collected a lot of literature. I have boxes of it to go through.

I have a few things up in the attic. I'll get my ass up there in the next few days and see what I've got.

The first time I saw a universal remote, I thought "this changes everything"

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I like the road rage cat. Duncan is the one complaining. You should make him sleep on the couch. :wasntme:

Does she get a warning or a spanking?

You know why women have smaller feet than men? It's an evolutionary thing that lets them stand closer to the stove.P.s. Don't tell her I said that.

We have pig smilies. That should be enough.

It depends. Is he a guy that has access to Tim Hortons coffee or is he stuck with Duncan Donuts?

I may be the worst guy to ask, but it never stops me from answering lol

Welcome aboard! I almost have a guess but I can't quite put my finger on it yet. Perhaps the cheap domestic beer tonight is the reason.

He'd look great in a Chevy citation. Lol

Happy birthday Smokey! And thanks y'all!

Happy birthday Scott! How does it feel to be half of brads age?

8 years. I can't math.

Happy New Years y'all. It's hard to believe we've been around for 7 years now.

If I had a truck like that. I wouldn't need a date.

'Nuff said...

Memory. I hate my phone. And my life. And that little spider up on the ceiling.

Lmao! But a hipster? What will the neighbors think?

That's the place! Lol. Maybe the bud light doesn't help my mammary.

My sister used to live just outside of Asheville. Henderson was the name of the town, I think.

Nice! I love Asheville. It's a beautiful area.

Ryan, You're a bottom

Huked on foniks werked for him.

Ah... The day the underground went underground.

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Duncan's screen name musta popped a lol blue pill. Did Brad leave his stash laying around? smilietease