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Old 02-15-2008, 10:03 AM
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Funny Sayings

was browsing online when i stumbled upon this, thought some of you might get a kick out of it..

List of the Most popular sayings.. heres just some that i thought were worth it

U TOUCHA MY TRUCK ... I BREAKA U FACE (my favorite lol)

YES IT'S FAST... AND NO YOU CAN'T DRIVE IT

INJECTION IS NICE...BUT I'D RATHER BE BLOWN

WOULD YOU DRIVE ANY BETTER IF I SHOVED THAT CELL PHONE UP YOUR $$$?

TILT STEERING ... FOR MORE HEAD ROOM

HORN BROKE ... WATCH FOR FINGER!

IF YOU HONK ... BLOW IT OUT YOUR $$$

YOUR HORN BLOWS ... WHAT ABOUT YOUR WIFE?

ZERO TO $$$$$ ... IN 2.7 SECONDS

DON'T LAUGH ... YOUR WIFE'S IN THE BACK

IF IT'S GOT TITS OR WHEELS IT WILL GIVE YOU PROBLEMS

THIS FORD EATS CHEVYS & $$$$$ MOPARS

FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS DRIVE CHEVYS

WHEN HELL FREEZES OVER - I'LL SNOWMOBILE THERE TOO

GET IN, SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP

MUSTANG GT - CHEVY'S NIGHTMARE

LIFE'S A $$$$$, THEN YOU MARRY ONE

FORGET THE DOG - BEWARE OF OWNER

I'M ALL FOR GUN CONTROL ... I USE BOTH HANDS

I'VE GOT PMS AND A HANDGUN - ANY QUESTIONS?

CAUTION! ... PMS VICTIM

SEX INSTRUCTOR ... FIRST LESSON FREE

DON'T LAUGH, IT'S PAID FOR

I MAY BE SLOW BUT I'M AHEAD OF YOU

SHOCK ME, SAY SOMETHING SMART

FTF HAPPENS (amen to that )

HOW'S MY DRIVING? CALL 1-800-EAT-FTF

DIVORCE - THAT'S HOW I SPELL RELIEF

I'M NOT DRUNK I DRIVE LIKE THIS

SHE'S GOT THE GOLD MINE ... I GOT THE SHAFT

I'D RATHER EAT WORMS THAN DRIVE AN IMPORT

CAUTION: VEHICLE STOPS AT ALL BARS

DIVORCE IS GRAND - $50,000 FIFTY GRAND

TRUCKERS DO IT WITH BIG RIGS

HUNTERS DO IT IN THE WOODS

HUNTERS WILL DO ANYTHING FOR A BUCK

MECHANICS HAVE THE RIGHT TOOLS

FIREMEN HAVE LONGER HOSES

I'M IRISH, WANNA GET LUCKY?

MUSICIANS DO IT WITH RHYTHM
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Old 02-15-2008, 10:48 AM
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Oh Man....what do you say to that lol
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Old 02-15-2008, 11:05 AM
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You've got PMS Nextras?
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Old 02-15-2008, 03:17 PM
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IF IT'S GOT TITS OR WHEELS IT WILL GIVE YOU PROBLEMS

......Ain't that the truth!
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I like the : Don't laugh , your wifes in the back..always a good one!

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Heh...if it's got tits or wheels it's alotta fun.......good sayings...how bout this one...Don't gripe about the American farmer with your mouth full....

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Good ones
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Old 02-15-2008, 08:33 PM
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That is funny stuff. Ill remember some.
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