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02-15-2008, 10:03 AM
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Funny Sayings
was browsing online when i stumbled upon this, thought some of you might get a kick out of it..
List of the Most popular sayings.. heres just some that i thought were worth it U TOUCHA MY TRUCK ... I BREAKA U FACE (my favorite lol) YES IT'S FAST... AND NO YOU CAN'T DRIVE IT INJECTION IS NICE...BUT I'D RATHER BE BLOWN WOULD YOU DRIVE ANY BETTER IF I SHOVED THAT CELL PHONE UP YOUR $$$? TILT STEERING ... FOR MORE HEAD ROOM HORN BROKE ... WATCH FOR FINGER! IF YOU HONK ... BLOW IT OUT YOUR $$$ YOUR HORN BLOWS ... WHAT ABOUT YOUR WIFE? ZERO TO $$$$$ ... IN 2.7 SECONDS DON'T LAUGH ... YOUR WIFE'S IN THE BACK IF IT'S GOT TITS OR WHEELS IT WILL GIVE YOU PROBLEMS THIS FORD EATS CHEVYS & $$$$$ MOPARS FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS DRIVE CHEVYS WHEN HELL FREEZES OVER - I'LL SNOWMOBILE THERE TOO GET IN, SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP MUSTANG GT - CHEVY'S NIGHTMARE LIFE'S A $$$$$, THEN YOU MARRY ONE FORGET THE DOG - BEWARE OF OWNER I'M ALL FOR GUN CONTROL ... I USE BOTH HANDS I'VE GOT PMS AND A HANDGUN - ANY QUESTIONS? CAUTION! ... PMS VICTIM SEX INSTRUCTOR ... FIRST LESSON FREE DON'T LAUGH, IT'S PAID FOR I MAY BE SLOW BUT I'M AHEAD OF YOU SHOCK ME, SAY SOMETHING SMART FTF HAPPENS (amen to that  )HOW'S MY DRIVING? CALL 1-800-EAT-FTF DIVORCE - THAT'S HOW I SPELL RELIEF I'M NOT DRUNK I DRIVE LIKE THIS SHE'S GOT THE GOLD MINE ... I GOT THE SHAFT I'D RATHER EAT WORMS THAN DRIVE AN IMPORT CAUTION: VEHICLE STOPS AT ALL BARS DIVORCE IS GRAND - $50,000 FIFTY GRAND TRUCKERS DO IT WITH BIG RIGS HUNTERS DO IT IN THE WOODS HUNTERS WILL DO ANYTHING FOR A BUCK MECHANICS HAVE THE RIGHT TOOLS FIREMEN HAVE LONGER HOSES I'M IRISH, WANNA GET LUCKY? MUSICIANS DO IT WITH RHYTHM
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Current Vehicle --2004 Mazda 6 V6 5spd Previous Vehicles Truck --1999 Chevy S10 4.3 V6 Auto --1994 F150 FlareSide 5.0 Auto McGarvey Towing Saugus MA 
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02-15-2008, 10:48 AM
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  Oh Man....what do you say to that lol
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02-15-2008, 11:05 AM
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You've got PMS Nextras?
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02-15-2008, 03:17 PM
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IF IT'S GOT TITS OR WHEELS IT WILL GIVE YOU PROBLEMS
......Ain't that the truth!
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02-15-2008, 06:04 PM
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I like the : Don't laugh , your wifes in the back..always a good one!
Mike
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02-15-2008, 06:20 PM
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Heh...if it's got tits or wheels it's alotta fun.......good sayings...how bout this one...Don't gripe about the American farmer with your mouth full....
JR
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FOR SALE:1989 Ford F250 XLT 7.3 IDI-NA, ZF5Spd, 4x4, F-Superduty Lift, 2001 F350 Superduty Axles w/3.73 gears posi front and rear, 3.5" straight pipe exhaust out behind the passenger rear tire. 
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02-15-2008, 08:28 PM
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Good ones
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02-15-2008, 08:33 PM
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That is funny stuff. Ill remember some.
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The Rides 1999 F250 XLT 240k 6.8L V10 4R100 4x4 X-Cab Long Bed, The New Beauty Queen 1994 Bronco XL 154k 5.0LMAF E4OD 4x4 The Mud Truck/Trail Rig, 1st and Reverse Only 1988 Bronco XLT 156k 5.0LHO AOT 4x4 The Plow Rig/Fully Restored/Beach Cruser Makes The Money To Keep The Rest Nice Other rigs 2003 Mazdaspeed Protege(Parts picker-up-er/ long drives) 1988 Mustang GT 347CI Stroker, Yea its FAST 1991 Mercury Grand Marquis 78k Spotless 1995 F350 XL SOLD 
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