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was browsing online when i stumbled upon this, thought some of you might get a kick out of it..
List of the Most popular sayings.. heres just some that i thought were worth it
U TOUCHA MY TRUCK ... I BREAKA U FACE (my favorite lol)
YES IT'S FAST... AND NO YOU CAN'T DRIVE IT
INJECTION IS NICE...BUT I'D RATHER BE BLOWN
WOULD YOU DRIVE ANY BETTER IF I SHOVED THAT CELL PHONE UP YOUR $$$?
TILT STEERING ... FOR MORE HEAD ROOM
HORN BROKE ... WATCH FOR FINGER!
IF YOU HONK ... BLOW IT OUT YOUR $$$
YOUR HORN BLOWS ... WHAT ABOUT YOUR WIFE?
ZERO TO $$$$$ ... IN 2.7 SECONDS
DON'T LAUGH ... YOUR WIFE'S IN THE BACK
IF IT'S GOT TITS OR WHEELS IT WILL GIVE YOU PROBLEMS
THIS FORD EATS CHEVYS & $$$$$ MOPARS
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS DRIVE CHEVYS
WHEN HELL FREEZES OVER - I'LL SNOWMOBILE THERE TOO
GET IN, SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP
MUSTANG GT - CHEVY'S NIGHTMARE
LIFE'S A $$$$$, THEN YOU MARRY ONE
FORGET THE DOG - BEWARE OF OWNER
I'M ALL FOR GUN CONTROL ... I USE BOTH HANDS
I'VE GOT PMS AND A HANDGUN - ANY QUESTIONS?
CAUTION! ... PMS VICTIM
SEX INSTRUCTOR ... FIRST LESSON FREE
DON'T LAUGH, IT'S PAID FOR
I MAY BE SLOW BUT I'M AHEAD OF YOU
SHOCK ME, SAY SOMETHING SMART
FTF HAPPENS (amen to that )
HOW'S MY DRIVING? CALL 1-800-EAT-FTF
DIVORCE - THAT'S HOW I SPELL RELIEF
I'M NOT DRUNK I DRIVE LIKE THIS
SHE'S GOT THE GOLD MINE ... I GOT THE SHAFT
I'D RATHER EAT WORMS THAN DRIVE AN IMPORT
CAUTION: VEHICLE STOPS AT ALL BARS
DIVORCE IS GRAND - $50,000 FIFTY GRAND
TRUCKERS DO IT WITH BIG RIGS
HUNTERS DO IT IN THE WOODS
HUNTERS WILL DO ANYTHING FOR A BUCK
MECHANICS HAVE THE RIGHT TOOLS
FIREMEN HAVE LONGER HOSES
I'M IRISH, WANNA GET LUCKY?
MUSICIANS DO IT WITH RHYTHM
--2004 Mazda 6 V6 5spd
Previous Vehicles Truck
--1999 Chevy S10 4.3 V6 Auto
--1994 F150 FlareSide 5.0 Auto
Heh...if it's got tits or wheels it's alotta fun.......good sayings...how bout this one...Don't gripe about the American farmer with your mouth full....
FOR SALE:1989 Ford F250 XLT 7.3 IDI-NA, ZF5Spd, 4x4, F-Superduty Lift, 2001 F350 Superduty Axles w/3.73 gears posi front and rear, 3.5" straight pipe exhaust out behind the passenger rear tire.
That is funny stuff. Ill remember some.
1999 F250 XLT 240k 6.8L V10 4R100 4x4
X-Cab Long Bed, The New Beauty Queen
1994 Bronco XL 154k 5.0LMAF E4OD 4x4
The Mud Truck/Trail Rig, 1st and Reverse Only
1988 Bronco XLT 156k 5.0LHO AOT 4x4
The Plow Rig/Fully Restored/Beach Cruser
Makes The Money To Keep The Rest Nice
2003 Mazdaspeed Protege(Parts picker-up-er/ long drives)
1988 Mustang GT 347CI Stroker, Yea its FAST
1991 Mercury Grand Marquis 78k Spotless
1995 F350 XL SOLD