you know you drive a ford truck when

fatherdoug · Nov 22, 2013

smokey said:
The prius driver wished he was driving a Ford truck. I would bet his wife made him buy it and hung his nads on the rearview mirror.

I did see something hanging off the mirror. :wasntme:

Beach66Bum · Nov 22, 2013

fatherdoug said:
I did see something hanging off the mirror.

along with his heart... :rotz:

BuzzGun79 · Nov 22, 2013

You know your driving a Ford when....You do a reverse slam into drive to put on a smoke show for friends...the motor mount breaks in the process,holding the gas pedal to the floor...tires are going up in smoke and reaching speeds up to 95 mph,running out of road i slam it in neutral and hit the skids...only racing stripes i saw that day were the ones in my shorts...lol

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donaldderby · Nov 23, 2013

You know you drive a 70's ford when you keep an ignition box and starter behind the seat.

You know you drive a 70's ford when fixing your marker lights for inspection means smacking them with your palm.

You know you drive a 70's ford when people ask why the heck your putting gas in your cab (in cab tanks)

You know you drive a 70's ford when your die hard chevy friends refer to your truck as the beast and cant find anything wrong with it.

You know you drive a 70's ford when you pull out of the scrap yard empty and still weigh 7232 lbs...

Beach66Bum · Nov 23, 2013

donaldderby said:
You know you drive a 70's ford when you keep an ignition box and starter behind the seat.

You know you drive a 70's ford when fixing your marker lights for inspection means smacking them with your palm.

You know you drive a 70's ford when people ask why the heck your putting gas in your cab (in cab tanks)

You know you drive a 70's ford when your die hard chevy friends refer to your truck as the beast and cant find anything wrong with it.

You know you drive a 70's ford when you pull out of the scrap yard empty and still weigh 7232 lbs...

hahaha, the last one is awesome!!

340B · Nov 23, 2013

donaldderby said:
You know you drive a 70's ford when you keep an ignition box and starter behind the seat.

You know you drive a 70's ford when fixing your marker lights for inspection means smacking them with your palm.

You know you drive a 70's ford when your die hard chevy friends refer to your truck as the beast and cant find anything wrong with it.

You know you drive a 70's ford when you pull out of the scrap yard empty and still weigh 7232 lbs...

These all work for me. That is a good list... thanks.

primetime · Nov 24, 2013

m78 said:

I lol`ed so hard I peed a little. smilietease

miottimouse · Feb 15, 2014

when you go to the auto glass shop to price out wind shields for a dent the guy tells you $110.00 each for tinted and you order 6 of them

fatherdoug · Feb 15, 2014

miottimouse said:
when you go to the auto glass shop to price out wind shields for a dent the guy tells you $110.00 each for tinted and you order 6 of them

True! Welcome back!

miottimouse · Feb 17, 2014

yes its being a while for sure

Big Jim F150 · Mar 10, 2014

You know that you drive a Ford truck when some green weenie in a Chevy Volt gives you the Stink Eye for not being environmentally friendly, and I looked down at him, thinking how that guy driving the Obamamobile wishes he was driving a big Ford I'm sure that he thought he was doing the right thing, and had his balls hanging on the rear view mirror, and he shook like a leaf when he heard the rumble of a big V8 engine.

1bad79xlt · Mar 10, 2014

You know you drive an old ford when you don't dare pass a gas station when the fuel gauge reads 1/4.

haywire · Mar 12, 2014

wildpony1986 said:
Let see how many things we can think of about ford truck ownership...ill start

1.you have a stack of parts in your room waiting to go in.

did you want a list of good things or bad things because at times i believe im a chevy man trapped in a ford body

haywire · Mar 12, 2014

73F100Shortbed said:
But the M doesnt mean modified

then please tell all of us chevy refugees what the m means

DNFXDLI · Mar 12, 2014

haywire said:
then please tell all of us chevy refugees what the m means

Never has been clear as to why the M designation.

fatherdoug · Mar 12, 2014

Tom Monroe put it best: "The M stands for nothing- period"

DNFXDLI · Mar 12, 2014

fatherdoug said:
Tom Monroe put it best: "The M stands for nothing- period"

1970Custom · Mar 12, 2014

While I'm pretty sure that's true, most use it as a way to differentiate between the Windsor, Cleveland, and the "Modified"... Modified means boat anchor....

Then there's the Ford FE, "Ford Engine" also known as "f***ing expensive"....

DNFXDLI · Mar 12, 2014

1970Custom said:
While I'm pretty sure that's true, most use it as a way to differentiate between the Windsor, Cleveland, and the "Modified"... Modified means boat anchor....

You bet...tall deck Cleveland....boat anchor.

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