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Funny Sayings

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was browsing online when i stumbled upon this, thought some of you might get a kick out of it..

List of the Most popular sayings.. heres just some that i thought were worth it

U TOUCHA MY TRUCK ... I BREAKA U FACE (my favorite lol)

YES IT'S FAST... AND NO YOU CAN'T DRIVE IT

INJECTION IS NICE...BUT I'D RATHER BE BLOWN

WOULD YOU DRIVE ANY BETTER IF I SHOVED THAT CELL PHONE UP YOUR ASS?

TILT STEERING ... FOR MORE HEAD ROOM

HORN BROKE ... WATCH FOR FINGER!

IF YOU HONK ... BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS

YOUR HORN BLOWS ... WHAT ABOUT YOUR WIFE?

ZERO TO ***** ... IN 2.7 SECONDS

DON'T LAUGH ... YOUR WIFE'S IN THE BACK

IF IT'S GOT TITS OR WHEELS IT WILL GIVE YOU PROBLEMS

THIS FORD EATS CHEVYS & SHITS MOPARS

FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS DRIVE CHEVYS

WHEN HELL FREEZES OVER - I'LL SNOWMOBILE THERE TOO

GET IN, SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP

MUSTANG GT - CHEVY'S NIGHTMARE

LIFE'S A *****, THEN YOU MARRY ONE

FORGET THE DOG - BEWARE OF OWNER

I'M ALL FOR GUN CONTROL ... I USE BOTH HANDS

I'VE GOT PMS AND A HANDGUN - ANY QUESTIONS?

CAUTION! ... PMS VICTIM

SEX INSTRUCTOR ... FIRST LESSON FREE

DON'T LAUGH, IT'S PAID FOR

I MAY BE SLOW BUT I'M AHEAD OF YOU

SHOCK ME, SAY SOMETHING SMART

SHIT HAPPENS (amen to thatsmilieIagree )

HOW'S MY DRIVING? CALL 1-800-EAT-SHIT

DIVORCE - THAT'S HOW I SPELL RELIEF

I'M NOT DRUNK I DRIVE LIKE THIS

SHE'S GOT THE GOLD MINE ... I GOT THE SHAFT

I'D RATHER EAT WORMS THAN DRIVE AN IMPORT

CAUTION: VEHICLE STOPS AT ALL BARS

DIVORCE IS GRAND - $50,000 FIFTY GRAND

TRUCKERS DO IT WITH BIG RIGS

HUNTERS DO IT IN THE WOODS

HUNTERS WILL DO ANYTHING FOR A BUCK

MECHANICS HAVE THE RIGHT TOOLS

FIREMEN HAVE LONGER HOSES

I'M IRISH, WANNA GET LUCKY?

MUSICIANS DO IT WITH RHYTHM
 

msb71

Virginia Chapter Leader
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Hampton,VA
I like the : Don't laugh , your wifes in the back..always a good one!

Mike
 

flareside_thunder

Florida Chapter member
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Heh...if it's got tits or wheels it's alotta fun.......good sayings...how bout this one...Don't gripe about the American farmer with your mouth full....

JR
 

95F350XL

Master Junk Tech
That is funny stuff. Ill remember some.
 

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