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mrfixit
09-12-2007, 03:41 PM
When Buster Mitchell's girlfriend walked out on him, he went back to the love of his life and decided to make it legal with her, instead.
Mitchell, 28, went to the county courthouse in Knoxville, Tenn., and started filling out the marriage license application. He listed his fiancee's birthplace as Detroit, her father as "Henry Ford" and her blood type as "10-W-40" before the clerk stopped him -- Mitchell was trying to get a license to marry his car, a '66 Ford Mustang GT.
"Why can't we do the good ol' boy thing and marry our cars and trucks?" he lamented later. He plans to try again elsewhere.
http://www.mustangweddingcars.com.au/images/bride-groom-2-weddingcars.jpg
O'Rattlecan
09-12-2007, 03:49 PM
smart man.

Ryan
Brian_B
09-12-2007, 06:54 PM
Very smart. I bought my ranger long before I got married and was driving it long after she left. The truck was faithful at least.
surewhynot
09-12-2007, 07:14 PM
My cars get all of my time and money as is. Might as well marry em I guess.
blacksnapon
09-12-2007, 07:24 PM
I discovered cars and women at the same time............I haven't had a dime in my pocket since!
surewhynot
09-12-2007, 07:28 PM
They had cars back then?
blacksnapon
09-12-2007, 07:31 PM
They had cars back then?
Ya Know, Brutus likes pork!
bobf100
09-12-2007, 09:02 PM
Ya Know, Brutus likes pork!

Now that's funny :rofl:
surewhynot
09-12-2007, 09:06 PM
lmao! Between Brutus and Sassy, I don't stand a chance around here!
blacksnapon
09-12-2007, 09:09 PM
lmao! Between Brutus and Sassy, I don't stand a chance around here!If you have any stamina, Brutus is hell on wheels for 20 yards or so, then its time for a nap!
bobf100
09-12-2007, 09:17 PM
If you have any stamina, Brutus is hell on wheels for 20 yards or so, then its time for a nap!


If you aren't that fast then it's time for pork chops for old Brutus
mrfixit
09-12-2007, 09:17 PM
I discovered cars and women at the same time............I haven't had a dime in my pocket since!
Sounds like an epidemic!

But at least eventually the cars get PAID FOR.
blacksnapon
09-12-2007, 09:20 PM
Sounds like an epidemic!

But at least eventually the cars get PAID FOR.Don't know which one has put more scars on me though!
mrfixit
09-13-2007, 10:15 AM
Not sure I want to know the details on that...
6L PWR
09-13-2007, 10:57 AM
So, if you marry your car or truck, can you then get a life insurance policy on them? That woulda been nice for me. Oh wait though, mine was a smoker! That woulda made the rate pretty high!!
mrfixit
09-13-2007, 11:13 AM
Suicide VOIDS the policy.
6L PWR
09-13-2007, 02:04 PM
Suicide VOIDS the policy.
I was about to say it was murder, but then I'd be in jail for blowing up my truck. Now that would suck!